On The Day After

Enthusiastically, the pastor continued, "The wonderful Lord our savior has put you to the ultimate test!" "But on this wonderful day!" he shouted, "this wonderful glorious day! The Lord will set you free." And just when his so-called message couldn't get anymore meaningless, "God is good all the time. All the time?" In response, in full outright rage, Mama slapped his silly smile off his face.

We couldn't believe it! Mama had slapped the pastor. And she did it hard! His cheeks had to be on fire! "God made a big mistake," she said. And then she ordered him out of the house.

We didn't go to church on Sunday. Instead, we stayed home and quietly watched T.V. And the next Sunday, we didn't go to church either. I think we never going to church again.

Alleluia, amen.